Monkey Chocolate - Gourmet Chocolate Gifts

Gourmet Chocolate Gifts

As part chocolate aficionado and part primate, it is my duty to inform all other bipedal humanoids with opposable thumbs about the glorious splendor of gourmet chocolate. I don't want to sound ridiculous, but the main reason we developed the opposable thumb was to enjoy such gourmet chocolate gifts. It is part of Darwin's theory of chocvolution. Without the utilitarian thumb, which took several hundred years to develop, we would have a hard time devouring our truffles and chocolate covered strawberries.

Enough about me. I didn't come here today to give you a lesson on Sociology or on Theories of Evolution. I simply wanted to point out that while I have the "magic" thumb, I am still a monkey and have a hard time finding a job. Because I can't find a job I also can't afford gourmet chocolate gifts. I merely want to discuss gourmet chocolate gifts in hopes of having you send me some to my tree house.

Gourmet chocolate gifts delivered straight to my branch!

While I am a monkey, I have had a very fruitful romantic life and I must admit that my favorite gift from lovers comes in the shape of gourmet chocolate gifts. Ladies, take note. If you send me a box of Hershey's Kisses, I may have a hairy conniption. What an insult! My well-trained palate deserves truffles. Oh, the rich buttery taste. The clusters of nuts and real fruit. Peanut butter made from the heavens. An assorted box of gourmet chocolate gifts is the only way to a monkey...ahem, man's heart.

Don't get me wrong, truffles are not the only way to go. And you don't have to select any one type of chocolate. Ladies, from dark chocolate to milk chocolate...and everything in between, I don't discriminate. Simply send me your gourmet chocolate gift and I'll let my mouth do the rest.

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